Using James Bond to make North Koreans happy: A short Story

In the dark dank underbelly of North Korea a revolution is stirring. A revolution of secret spies, gadgets, and super fast cars. All over North Korea young men are being introduced to the wild and exciting world of James Bond. You might be wondering how can North Korean's really appreciate James Bond?


It's quite simple really, mass production of boot leg copies of his movies. Who needs to be James Bond when you can get as much enjoyment out of watching him on your tiny black and white TV? All the thrills of James Bond without the expensive cost of his lifestyle. Under the watchful eyes of your designated movie watcher provided by the Dear Leader, you too can live the James Bond lifestyle.

Thrills, adventure, gadgets, cars, and women. Yes, my North Korean friends, women! See the beauties of the Western world with your very own eyes. It's the first time your eyes will see them, enjoy them now while you can! The Dear Leader will only allow these films out in the public for a limited time, so see them now while you can before they are put back into the Ministry of Forbidden Western Cultures vault for the next century. Watch them now your Dear Leader commands you!